About the Game

Play along with our protagonist Teal Blob as it toils hopelessly through the absurdity of existence, jostled and hounded by blue and green polygons. With only a weak, illusory influence on its own destiny and correspondingly weak-ass thrusters, Teal Blob needs your help to find its way to the "good" Red Shape and to escape the "bad" Yellow Shape. Whether or not its life goals are achieved, though, the end result is the same and in the next life its pointless, Sisyphean torment begins anew.

Enjoy the game, or don't. In the end it's all the same.

There's no score, nor any permanent 'win' condition, nor any of the trappings of humankind's hubristic pretence to "accomplishment".