Christopher is more of an idea than a man, and I don't say that because we have like, 3 people called Chris and we're worried about getting confused. No, Christopher is much more than those petty squabbles. He is above them, indeed he creates them.
Trained in the fighting pits of Emily Carr University, Christopher was forced to match his artistic mettle against other artists and graphic designers. Only the strongest survived in those unsaturated, pastel corners, and for most of his young life, Christopher toiled, trained, and killed.
One of the few surviving graduates of his year, when Christopher crossed the Stage of Inspiration, and accepted his mark of freedom, he swore that he would never return to that place, nor suffer anyone else to do the same.
Some say it was the Mass Effect marathons, others the job making objects and characters of pure thought and effervescence at Nerd Corps Entertainment. But whichever version of the story you hear, one detail remains: Christopher transcended the mundane and physical world, and returned to show other artists the one true path.
All so people like us wouldn't have to worry about getting names mixed up. Real stand up guy.